Let's get something to eat.
You are a hungry girl/boy/person. You are standing on a street corner.
You see [[a taco truck]], [[an Applebees]], and [[Joes Diner]], and [[a dumpster]]The taco truck sells [[chicken tacos]], [[carne asada tacos]], or [[carnitas tacos]] What kind do you get? You can only buy tacos in units of three. They are $2 each. What kind of monster are you?
You get the triple smashed potato bite soup. It is a nightmare. You get food poisoning an go to the hospital.
Choose better next time.
Dork.Joe's Diner went out of business yesterday.
You go home, eat a sandwich, and take a nap.
Things could have gone worse, but could have gone better. Fuck yea. Dumpster!
The dumpster is really tall. You fling it open, but you can't see in.
What do you do?
[[You step on a milk crate to take a peek in.]]
[[You get a running start and jump in head first]]The dumpster is filled with gravy fries. Like, to the brim with hundreds of pounds of gravy fries.
[[You grab a fist full and chow down]]
[[You exercise caution, and do not eat the weird, brown dumpster fries.]]As you clear the edge of the dumpster, you tumble through space-time into an alternate dimension.
Donald Trump was never and could never be President.
Universal Healthcare is the law of the land.
Doritos is a non-profit, socialist organization. As a result, Doritos are free, plentiful, and part of a balanced breakfast.You are highly satisfied. You made the correct decision.
You win the game!
Fate favors the bold. You are a coward.
What are you doing with your life?
You should have just gone to Applebees. The chicken tacos are ok, but not great.
You are no longer hungry, so I guess you win. The carne asada tacos are great. You chose well. What is in that red sauce. Wow, these are good.
You win. The carnitas tacos are not good. You normally like carnitas tacos, but they just aren't good today. Not terrible, but you are dissatisfied.